First Jimmy, then Billy
Evander and Willie,
now it's Chipper down too;
the idols have fallen,
what heroes to call in
the hard times we go through?

Can no one stay upright
if spouse is out of sight
when a temptation comes?
Perhaps a paid checker
to monitor the pecker
would avoid the male dumbs.

To be like our models,
who opening throttles,
run a burned-rubber race,
is not what was needed,
for limits exceeded
slaps society's face.